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mommahootowl:

prettiesthootowlinthegarrison:

natsmum:

Are we gonna talk about how over 500 people just reblogged the middle

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

kneeling-superwholock-whore:

gloriouspondss:

demonslayingnephilim:

“It’s just a show”

“Why don’t you get off your laptop and socialise?”

“Okay, we want to start with the awkward question first just to get it out of the way. Everybody is always talking about Stiles and Derek, did they actually write any of those scenes in this season?”

awastrelmescalined:

my american lit class was reading the conclusion of ‘of mice and men’ out loud and right after george shot lennie this fucking kid shouts “LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVERY TIME”

thorki:

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

im going to pass this post down to my children and my children’s children

mrfizzlessaysyourelying:

teawithtomsexwithloki:

cuddleswithhiddles:

cumberbatchkisses:

vvildrice:

Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon

Neil A.

Now say that backwards

wake up, America 

i screamed

When i first read it I thought it was pronounced: Aleen. I was assuming you guys were saying that the first human being on the moon was a girl

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person.

teenwolf:

If you need Dylan, he’ll be hanging between takes.